OH GEE OH WOW I AM DOING AN ACTUAL REAL LIFE TOUR JUST LOOK AT ALL OF THESE PLACES I AM PLAYING IN

I KNOW I HAVE A LOT OF HORSE FANS WHO HAVE NOT YET BEEN ABLE TO SEE ME LIVE BECAUSE I HAVE NOT PLAYED NEAR THEM SO HOPEFULLY THIS WILL MEAN MORE PEOPLE CAN COME AND EXPERIENCE DIGITAL HORSECORE LIVE AND LOUD AND I AM ALSO HAPPY BECAUSE THIS IS THE TOUR I WANTED TO DO TWO YEARS AGO BEFORE I BROKE MY ANKLE AND THEN EVERYTHING SHUT DOWN SO IT IS REALLY GOOD AND SEXY TO FINALLY BE DOING IT :3

SO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO COME AND SEE ME ON TOUR AND IF YOU ARE REALLY WELL BEHAVED I MIGHT MAKE YOU A BALLOON HORSE OR A SPECIAL BALLOON HAT

HERE IS THE GIG LIST IN EASY COPY AND PASTEABLE TEXT FORMAT

Friday October 8 – Vortex, Wakefield

Friday October 15 – Molly’s Chambers, Birkenhead

Saturday October 16 – Scream & Shake Cafe, Blackpool

Sunday October 17 – The Black Bull, Gateshead

Monday October 18 – Volume Bar, Stockton

Tuesday October 19 – The Brickmakers, Norwich

Wednesday October 20 – Poco Loco, Chatham

Thursday October 21 – The Gryphon, Bristol

Friday October 22 – The Cave, Addlestone

Saturday October 23 – The Facebar, Reading (Petrol Bastard only)

Sunday October 24 – Hope and Ruin, Brighton (Afternoon gig)

Friday October 29 – The Tin, Coventry

Saturday October 30 – Campbell Road Studio, Brighton (All-dayer)

Saturday November 6 – The Black Heart, Camden

Tuesday November 9 – The Peer Hat, Manchester

Wednesday November 10 – The Little Buildings, Newcastle

Thursday November 11 – Santiago’s, Leeds

Friday November 12 – The Napier, Blackburn

Saturday November 13 – The Parish, Huddersfield

Sunday November 14 – The New Aledphi Club, Hull