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HORSE FAN HARD CREW I DO NOT WANT TO ALARM YOU BUT

HORSE FAN HARD CREW I DO NOT WANT TO ALARM YOU BUT THERE MAY BE A HORSE OR HORSES IN THE CIRCLED AREA

HELLO HORSE FANS TODAY IT IS THE 5 YEAR ANNIVERSAR

HELLO HORSE FANS TODAY IT IS THE 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF WHEN I RELEASED MY ALBOM OH I DON'T KNOW JUST HORSE STUFF I GUESS WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SONG ON THIS ALBOM I THINK MINE IS SKATE FAST GAIN MASS BECAUSE IT IS ABOUT DOING SQUATS AND THAT IS STILL ONE IS MY FAVOURITE THINGS TO DO 🐴🎂🥳🎉

HELLO HORSE FANS I HAVE STARTED WRITING SOME NEW S

HELLO HORSE FANS I HAVE STARTED WRITING SOME NEW SONGS AND I HOPE YOU WILL LIKE THEM BUT I AM ALSO SAVING MY PENNIES SO I CAN GO INTO A RECORDING STUDIO TO RECORD VOCALS AND AS YOU CAN IMAGINE FINDING ONE THAT CAN ACCOMODATE A HORSE IS NOT CHEAP SO IF YOU ARE ABLE TO HELP OUT BY BUYING SOME OF MY MERCH FROM PETROL-HOERS.SQUARE.SITE OR MAYBE AN ALBOM FROM MY BANDCAMP PAGE I WOULD APPRECIATE IT VERY MUCH HERE ARE A SELECTION OF THE TIE DYE TSHIRTS I HAVE LEFT I DYE THEM AND DO THE WRITING MYSELF AND IF YOU BUY ONE I WILL GIVE IT A LITTLE KISS WHEN I AM PACKAGING IT UP TO SEND TO YOU BUT DO NOT WORRY IF YOU CAN NOT AFFORD TO BUY ANYTHING I APPRECIATE ALL OF MY HORSE FANS EQUALLY ❤️

HELLO HORSE FANS WOULD YOU STILL LIKE ME IF I WAS

HELLO HORSE FANS WOULD YOU STILL LIKE ME IF I WAS A WORM NO WAIT SORRY I MEANT ARE YOU COMING TO HOERSFEST 6 IN YORK ON MARCH 30TH PIC RELATED IT IS ME AS A WORM 🪱🐴❤️

HELLO HORSE FANS I AM STARTING TO GET EXCITED ABOU

HELLO HORSE FANS I AM STARTING TO GET EXCITED ABOUT HOERSFEST 6 WE ARE ALL GOING TO HAVE A SMASHING TIME I HAVE PUT TOGETHER A LINEUP I AM VERY PROUD OF AND I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU THERE TO SEE IT IF YOU CAN ❤🐴

HELLO HORSE FANS THIS IS MY LAST GIG OF THE YEAR I

HELLO HORSE FANS THIS IS MY LAST GIG OF THE YEAR IT IS IN YORK AND SHOULD BE A LOT OF FUN I HOPE I WILL SEE YOU THERE 🐴

HELLO HORSE FANS I HOPE YOU LIKE GIGS IN YORK THIS

HELLO HORSE FANS I HOPE YOU LIKE GIGS IN YORK THIS FRIDAY BECAUSE I AM PLAYING A GIG IN YORK THIS FRIDAY ❤🐴

A day of weird/rave/punk (or some combination of a

A day of weird/rave/punk (or some combination of all three) bands and bizarre sideshows, lovingly curated by the basically harmless idiot behind Petrol Hoers.
Expect banging music, good time party vibes and several performances that probably shouldn't have made it past the "hurrr this would be kinda funny" stage!
For the first time in Hoersfest history we are delighted to announce a second stage powered by the Pretend Stage Soundsystem! Where will we fit a second stage in the Fulford Arms? You'll have to be there to find out! (Also what are you, the stage police?)
Let's get on with the list of acts!
Main stage:
Petrol Hoers - It's my festival and I'll headline if I want to. Rave Punk/Drum and Bass/Digital Horsecore.
Scottish Gabber Punk - Everything you need to know right there in the name. Ideal.
Cliff Glitchard - Noel Edmunds vs breakcore
The Ducks - Dada punk. Weird, surreal, antisocial and sickeningly good!
The Clown Jewels - Closer to the rave end of rave punk and pretty much a rave super group!
Chump Wrecker - one man and his gadgets playing face-melting live breakcore.
Mike From Scumface - one man with his setlist glued to a can of lager blasting out fast and short punk anthems.
Dead Happy - Electro metal with a kooky spooky mad scientist vibe.
B-Type - Nerd rap and beatboxing. A match made in Hoersfest heaven.
The Sex Cripples - Easing you in gently with a light bit of DIY cabaret
Pretend stage:
Theme Hospital Live - The original voice actress who did the announcements in the classic game performs them live over the original soundtrack
BxLxOxBxBxY - Mr Blobby themed grindcore
The Luck Exchange presents: Play your cards shite - Will it be higher? Will it be lower? Will it even be a card?
Pin the tail on the DonkO))) - A very solemn ritual
Only pools and horses - Hey look it worked at Balter so it should work here
The quietest sound clash - let's try not to upset the neighbours
DJ Food Break - spinning the best snack themed tunes to get you through your tea

OH NO IT HAPPENED AGAIN THESE SHIRTS ARE AVAILABLE

OH NO IT HAPPENED AGAIN THESE SHIRTS ARE AVAILABLE NOW FROM MY ONLINE MERCH STORE

HELLO HORSE FANS I HAVE ADDED SOME NEW STOCK TO MY

HELLO HORSE FANS I HAVE ADDED SOME NEW STOCK TO MY ONLINE STORE IT IS THE SPACE DADDY SHIRTS BUT THIS TIME THEY ARE IN NEON ORANGE AND SPARKLY HOLOGRAPHIC PINK ALSO I AM NOW USING GILDAN SOFTSTYLE TSHIRTS SO THEY WILL BE EXTRA COMFY YOU CAN BUY THEM NOW FROM MY ONLINE STORE AT https://petrol-hoers.square.site/

HELLO HORSE FANS IT IS BANDCAMP FRIDAY 🐴❤

HELLO HORSE FANS IT IS BANDCAMP FRIDAY 🐴❤

HELLO HORSE FANS IF YOU LIKE DIGITAL HORSECORE AND

HELLO HORSE FANS IF YOU LIKE DIGITAL HORSECORE AND HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR FAVOURITE DIGITAL HORSECORE PRODUCER WRITING SOME NEW DIGITAL HORSECORE I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU

HELLO HORSE FANS I AM PUTTING ON A GIG IN YORK AND

HELLO HORSE FANS I AM PUTTING ON A GIG IN YORK AND IT IS GOING TO BE A PURE HORSE RAGER I HOPE I WILL SEE YOU THERE ❤️🐴

HELLO HORSE FANS I HAVE RESTOCKED TIE DYED SHIRTS

HELLO HORSE FANS I HAVE RESTOCKED TIE DYED SHIRTS YOU CAN BUY THEM FROM https://petrol-hoers.square.site/

HELLO HORSE FANS MY LATEST BATCH OF TIE DYED SHIRT

HELLO HORSE FANS MY LATEST BATCH OF TIE DYED SHIRTS IS NOW AVAILABLE TO BUY FROM MY MERCH STORE I DYED THEM WITH MY OWN HOOVES SO EACH ONE IS UNIQUE CHECK THEM OUT NOW AT https://petrol-hoers.square.site/product/tie-dyed-petrol-hoers-t-shirt/35?cs=true&cst=popular

HELLO HORSE FANS IF YOU ARE AT ALL INTERESTED IN P

HELLO HORSE FANS IF YOU ARE AT ALL INTERESTED IN PETROL HOERS TIE DYED TSHIRTS IN A KIDS SIZE LARGE THEN I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU 🐴❤️

TONIGHT AT BALTER ON THE SUPER NOTHING TV STAGE AN

TONIGHT AT BALTER ON THE SUPER NOTHING TV STAGE AND STREAMED LIVE AT SUPERNOTHING.TV

CALLING ALL HORSES AND HORSE ENTHUSIASTS #digitalh

CALLING ALL HORSES AND HORSE ENTHUSIASTS #digitalhorsecore #petrolhoers #balter

HELLO HORSE FANS IF YOU ARE AT BALTER THIS YEAR CO

HELLO HORSE FANS IF YOU ARE AT BALTER THIS YEAR COME AND HANG OUT IN THE @supernothingtv TENT IT IS WHERE THE REAL PARTY IS GOING TO BE AND I WILL BE PLAYING AND I ALSO WILL BE RUNNING A COUPLE OF GAMES BUT I WILL BE WEARING A BAD HUMAN COSTUME FOR THOSE IT IS GOING TO BE SUPER FUN AND I HOPE I WILL SEE YOU THERE

HELLO HORSE FANS THIS IS THE LAST GIG OF THE TOUR

HELLO HORSE FANS THIS IS THE LAST GIG OF THE TOUR AND IT IS MY LAST GIG FOR A LITTLE WHILE SO LETS MAKE IT A GOOD ONE

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