Look me in the eye when you’re singing at me
Stop staring at the floor when you’re strumming at me
Look me in the eye when you’re singing at me
Stop gurning into space when you’re drumming at me
Look me in the eye when you’re singing at me
Stop staring at the floor when you’re strumming at me
Look me in the eye when you’re singing at me
Stop gurning into space when you’re drumming at me

You there standing at the front
It’s your job to make this fun
Don’t be scared and don’t be shy
Stop standing there so terrified
You there standing at the front
It’s your job to make this fun
Don’t be scared and don’t be shy
Stop standing there so terrified

Look me in the eye when you’re singing at me
Stop staring at the floor when you’re strumming at me
Look me in the eye when you’re singing at me
Stop gurning into space when you’re drumming at me
Look me in the eye when you’re singing at me
Stop staring at the floor when you’re strumming at me
Look me in the eye when you’re singing at me
Stop gurning into space when you’re drumming at me

You should never talk in between your songs
Unless you’re a professional comedian it will always go wrong
Cos no-one gives a fuck about your band’s in-jokes, none of us will get it
Your nervous lack of eye contact make you look pathetic

Look me in the eye when you’re singing at me
Stop staring at the floor when you’re strumming at me
Look me in the eye when you’re singing at me
Stop gurning into space when you’re drumming at me
Look me in the eye when you’re singing at me
Stop staring at the floor when you’re strumming at me
Look me in the eye when you’re singing at me
Stop gurning into space when you’re drumming at me
Look me in the eye when you’re singing at me
Singing at me
Stop staring at the floor when you’re strumming at me
Strumming at me
Look me in the eye when you’re singing at me
Singing at me
Stop gurning into space when you’re drumming at me
Drumming at me
Look me in the eye when you’re singing at me
Singing at me
Stop staring at the floor when you’re strumming at me
Strumming at me
Look me in the eye when you’re singing at me
Singing at me
Stop gurning into space when you’re drumming at me
Drumming at me